Car Jokes (Because why not?)

[applepi66]

Post any car jokes that you know. The cornier, the better!

I'll start it off:

What do you get when you put a pair of small block heads in a blender?

A valve float!

[xABSOLUTIONx]

What's the difference between BMWs and Porcupines?

Porcupines carry their pricks on the outside.

[WizzyThaMan]

Do you know what BMW stands for?

Bauer Mest Wagen (german for farmer shit car)

[Maurice82]

Too bad the Dutch ones don't translate to English

[WizzyThaMan]

Like VOLVO? Vele Onderdelen Liggen Verder Op? (Many parts lie further ahead)

[nialloftara]

My friend bought a '14 Jeep Wrangler, and he told me what JEEP stood for. "Just Empty Every Pocket"

[harizvet1]

STI stand for sexually transmitted infections.

[Jakgoe]

FIAT - (Fix It Again, Tony)

[adamd]

If we're getting onto abbreviations, Ford - Fix or repair daily.

[Kev2442]

You heard about the new Lada anti-theft system ?
They made the logo bigger.

[Noporian]

AUDI

Always
Under
Douchebags
Influence

[Jakgoe]

"One gas cap for a Yugo?"

"Sure, seems like a fair trade."

[gt1cooper]

You gonna take that Ram PowerWagon/Raptor/Ram runner through the mud?

[WizzyThaMan]

We call Lada's East-European Ferrari's

[07CobaltGirl]

If we're getting onto abbreviations, Ford - Fix or repair daily.

This is only one of the FORD acronyms.

"Found On Road Dead" was my father's favorite.

Of course, there's also "Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge".

And then, "First On Race Day" for those Blue Ovalites out there.