King of the Hill

[VicVictory]

Since Strop is a glutton for G-force punishment, I abduct him and belt him into the rear seat of one of the Blue Angels' F/A-18 Hornets and watch the show. From the top of the hill.

[Jakgoe]

I put another turbo on VicVictory's grocery getter. Now it is a twin-turbo grocery getter.

Massive oversteer leads to fiery death.

I am king!

[VicVictory]

Being forced to switch to my mom-mobile, I proceed to drive like a soccer mom, and back over Jakgoe. Accidentally. Repeatedly.

Hill is mine.

[titleguy1]

I twin-turbo AND supercharge AND centri-supercharge AND electric-supercharge his mom-mobile.

IT understeers into a tree, and then explodes due to all of dat powerrrrrr.

King of the Hill.

[Jakgoe]

I twin-turbo AND supercharge AND centri-supercharge AND electric-supercharge his mom-mobile.

I understeers into a tree, and then explodes due to all of dat powerrrrrr.

King of the Hill.

Okey-dokey, do whatever you want. VicVictory is still king.

[titleguy1]

Sorry, but my keyboard is crap. It should say "it."

[Jakgoe]

Yeah, editing it doesn't help . Vic is still king.

[Cheeseman]

Santa crashes into the hill on his test run. Being Santa, he lives. Same goes for his reindeer. VicVictory, however, doesn't end up looking so good.

I do a deal with Santa, and I control the hill, with him making sure it stays that way. You can't kill Santa and he won't die of old age, so I am pretty much protected for life mwahahahahahaha (and he even has his elves come along on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day to protect me while he is gone!)

[titleguy1]

I do a deal with Satan to find a way to push Santa away. Then, I push off Cheeseman.

King.

[VicVictory]

I wait for the inevitable result of titleguy's poorly executed contract with the devil. I giggle and wave goodbye as he is dragged into the depths of hell.

Then I stroll atop my hill.

[Jakgoe]

Santa is still mad at you for being in his way. Lots of coal for you!

One spark, and the whole hill goes up in flames, taking Vicvictory along with it.

I am king!

[Cheeseman]

The deal is still on with me and Santa, and when I arrive he kicks Jakgoe further away than you could ever imagine. Very far. Yo fat mama's waist circumference kind of far.

Back to the hill I go!

[np1993]

Through an elaborate system of tunnels I stealthily ascend the underbelly of the hill where Santa and Cheeseman are, leaping from the tunnel I land two well placed surprise judo chops to the groin sending them rolling down the hill. Hill claimed

[Jakgoe]

I push np1993 right back down the tunnels, and jump on the hill so it collapses on him.

I am king!

[Cheeseman]

*squeak* *voice cracks* OW!

Santa gets angry!


Hill is mine!