King of the Hill

[strop]

I point out to Leo that his Thanatos Estate looks awfully similar to a Ford Mondeo Estate. While he is busy freaking out over copyright infringement, I claim kingship of the hill!

[rileybanks]

I remind Strop he has active aero tech to be researching.
As he runs away to GG HQ, I take the hill.

[VicVictory]

rileybanks receives a legal notice that he must complete Daytona in his '68 ITA before he may claim ownership of the hill.

I take the hill as I watch his dual-wing monstrosity flip end-over-end.

[Cheeseman]

The Ardent Thrush S gets a 1-star rating!

Sulking occurs and VicVictory is reduced to a crawling, whining mess, which I dispose of

Hill is mine again

[Leonardo9613]

I decide that the ATCC will run through the hill, Cheeseman hasn't got a ATCC car, so he gets run over by the lot.

Hill is mine!

[Cheeseman]

The Baltazar Quark gets 0 stars!

Leo is even more upset than VicVictory, and explodes. ATCC is cancelled, and after a short stay in hospital for a quick mend (some sticky cheese holds things together nicely) I claim the hill, taking the precaution of building some walls around it so I can get flattened by high-speed touring cars, or any car in fact.

[VicVictory]

While having his nose in his screen typing up all of these horrible reviews like the hack he is, a random Great Dane jumps the walls, grabs his laptop, and tears it to shreds.

Der Hügel ist von mir.

(and I did probably butcher that)

[Cheeseman]

Nazi! Kill it!

La colina es mía (and I haven't mucked that up )

[Jakgoe]

What the fuck is a colina?

I claim the HILL!!!!

[VicVictory]

Catapults an English-Spanish dictionary into Jakgoe's face, affording me the time to claim the hill/colima.

[Cheeseman]

Colima? What is one of them?

Throws the dictionary back at VicVictory. This didn't do enough, but the brutal facepalm he recieves for getting things wrong about something he was correcting certainly does the trick.

Aunque os parece muy difícil entender lo que digo, esta colina ya pertenece a la república catalana de Cheeseman, un territorio muy pequeño pero potentísimo.

[Leonardo9613]

I remember Cheeseman that Catalunya isn't free, while he makes a protest and a referendum, I claim the hill!

[VicVictory]

I make Leo vomit profusely by doing the Samba, then take the hill.

[EnryGT5]

I make Vic puke his soul out by taking him to Haruna in a certain car of mine pushing 160hp.... and 2.53g's of handling

Oh, and i come back to claim the hill

[strop]

I carjack enrys unnaturally handling car and toss him on the roadside. Then I claim the hill!

Seriously enry, 2.53g??? Pass me the .lua file bro!