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Posted: **Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:13 am**

That is a nice bit of cut and paste.

Posted: **Sat Mar 10, 2012 4:51 am**

I love that one

Posted: **Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:23 pm**

hahahaha, you guys are hilarious

Posted: **Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:01 am**

Posted: **Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:17 am**

You could call it Lamb Flyer, not MG MGB

Posted: **Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:51 am**

Deep in it's heart, the MX-5 is an MGB.

Posted: **Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:56 am**

Harm wrote:Deep in it's heart, the MX-5 is an MGB.

Some MX5s more than others :roll:

Posted: **Fri Apr 06, 2012 7:38 pm**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjbsWt-CL98

Posted: **Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:32 am**

Killrob gets upgraded at the ACPC (Automation Chat Performance Center)
Be warned, Huge wall of text approching...

Code:: [13:13] <conan> okay [13:13] <conan> so Killrob [13:13] <conan> How's your bicycle? [13:14] <conan> That Mid Engine Porsche of your [13:14] <BiotecVirus> the one that runs on corn flakes? :P [13:14] <conan> Killrob's Porsche run on Pasta [13:14] <Kubby> with vegetables [13:15] <conan> nom nom nom all of the food [13:15] <BiotecVirus> lol [13:15] <BiotecVirus> if you feed him sprouts [13:15] <BiotecVirus> his emmisions goes up [13:15] <BiotecVirus> but he gets an extra 10bhp [13:15] <conan> Be careful [13:15] <conan> his emission contains radiation [13:17] <HashiriyaR32> XDDD [13:17] <BiotecVirus> also the loudness increases [13:17] <conan> Sounds nice though [13:17] <conan> make you laugh all the way [13:17] <BiotecVirus> XD [13:19] <BiotecVirus> you can also add a turbo [13:19] <BiotecVirus> gives extra powwwa from the increased airflow, emmsions and loudness :P [13:19] <BiotecVirus> gained from the brussel sprout [13:20] <conan> Hmmm [13:20] <conan> Let see how can we tuned Porsche Killrob up [13:20] <BiotecVirus> you can turn up the ignition timing so he eats faster [13:21] <BiotecVirus> increase pasta 91 octane to pasta with veg and sprouts for 98 octain [13:21] <conan> We can change the Food Injection [13:21] <BiotecVirus> :D [13:21] <conan> high flow one [13:21] <BiotecVirus> ofc [13:22] <BiotecVirus> remove the restrictive stomach and replace it with racing tubelar headers [13:22] <Kubby> http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/16776000/ngbbs486c4c739bc09.jpg [13:22] <Killrob> epic conversation you're having there xD [13:22] <BiotecVirus> oh dear XD [13:22] <BiotecVirus> oh yes lol [13:22] <conan> Actually you know what [13:22] <conan> His digestive system [13:22] <conan> too long [13:22] <conan> cut some out [13:22] <conan> much better flow [13:22] <Kubby> no, it isn't [13:22] <BiotecVirus> very true [13:22] <Killrob> bretzel exhaust system :P [13:23] <BiotecVirus> XD [13:23] <conan> Now it's cast flesh with much restrictive [13:23] <Kubby> what is better for ailflow, short headers or long bretzel headers? [13:23] <conan> need Bretzel one [13:23] <Kubby> Killrob has natural bretzel header. [13:23] <BiotecVirus> cone muffler [13:23] <BiotecVirus> ofc [13:23] <conan> we all have [13:23] <Kubby> we can't cut anything out of it. [13:24] <conan> we can [13:24] <Kubby> we can't [13:24] <conan> Just cut it all off [13:24] <conan> install a straight through system [13:24] <Kubby> it's bad for aiflow. [13:24] <Kubby> it won't be a bretzel then [13:24] <conan> It's good for quick digestion [13:24] <Kubby> and bretzels are the best for airflow [13:25] <conan> We can do more to Killrob [13:25] <conan> Let say ... [13:25] <Killrob> I need race intakes! [13:25] <conan> His Bore and Stroke is too small [13:25] <BiotecVirus> agreed [13:25] <BiotecVirus> :D [13:25] <BiotecVirus> no filters though [13:25] <Killrob> bigger diameter legs [13:25] <BiotecVirus> even though this will lower mtff [13:25] <Kubby> And direct fuel injection.. [13:25] <conan> increase Stomach Bore and Stroke [13:26] <BiotecVirus> i lol'ed XD [13:26] <conan> your stomach wall is too thick [13:26] <conan> we'll make it thinner [13:26] <HashiriyaR32> you guys are making my morning even better [13:26] <conan> you get more displacement in your stomach [13:26] <BiotecVirus> replace the walls with alimium [13:27] <BiotecVirus> makes it lighter [13:27] <Killrob> you can up the displacement of your stomach by eating once a day, but like a full grilled cow :P [13:27] <conan> And internal ... We can't do anything to that [13:27] <BiotecVirus> @killrob, thats octain 100 [13:27] <conan> And now time to make him looks a lot better [13:28] <BiotecVirus> allows for better tuning :P [13:28] <conan> Let's cut all of his hair off [13:28] <conan> Make him an open top [13:28] <BiotecVirus> more streamlined [13:28] <Killrob> I just hope my legs won't start knocking [13:28] <BiotecVirus> lol [13:29] <BiotecVirus> epic [13:29] <conan> And you know [13:29] <conan> Killrob likes to wear Black clothes like all the German [13:29] <conan> Let's give him Red Clothes [13:30] <conan> I don't think he'll looks good in Red though ... [13:30] <conan> Can we give him an uprated suspension? [13:30] <BiotecVirus> let him wear black [13:30] <Killrob> must be black... all photographers wear black to not be reflected in stuff they take photos of :) [13:30] <BiotecVirus> but give him red racing strips [13:31] <BiotecVirus> stripes* [13:31] <conan> Killrob [13:31] <BiotecVirus> we can do [13:31] <conan> You saw those pictures I took at the Motorshow? [13:31] <BiotecVirus> replace knee joints with coilovers [13:31] <conan> I wore Whitee [13:31] <conan> :P [13:31] <conan> That's probably why there's so many reflection [13:32] <BiotecVirus> im so gonna have to make a forum post about the above chat...lmao [13:32] <BiotecVirus> once the info is compled [13:32] <conan> yeah [13:32] <conan> Replace his shoe [13:32] <conan> Hmmm [13:33] <conan> Must be some sort of Brown [13:33] <BiotecVirus> also make sure the shoes are groved [13:33] <Kubby> And we must put speedometer with 2c on the end of scale. [13:33] <BiotecVirus> for better stopping power [13:33] <BiotecVirus> :D [13:33] <conan> His Shoes are Continental [13:33] <conan> Because European [13:34] <Kubby> everyone knows that the max speed on speedometer it the top speed of Killrob. [13:34] <BiotecVirus> :D [13:34] <Kubby> and 2c should be enough [13:34] <BiotecVirus> :P [13:34] <BiotecVirus> lol [13:35] <Kubby> Also, he needs two exhaust pipes. [13:35] <BiotecVirus> with cone mufflers ofc! [13:35] <Kubby> or at least two exhaust tips. [13:35] <Kubby> yup [13:35] <conan> Give him a spoiler too [13:35] <BiotecVirus> and 1 3 way pet cat [13:35] <BiotecVirus> lol [13:35] <conan> How big is your ears Killrob? [13:36] <BiotecVirus> there flared ear arches [13:36] <conan> and Flared Trouser [13:37] <BiotecVirus> we forgot his cam profile ;o [13:37] <Kubby> We can twist the ears, so they generate downforce. [13:37] <Kubby> spoilers for free. [13:38] <BiotecVirus> they reshape at speed :D [13:38] <Kubby> yup. [13:38] <Kubby> like spoilers in supercars. [13:38] <BiotecVirus> yeah [13:38] <Killrob> my cam profile is pretty high, I get my max power at rather high RPM [13:38] <BiotecVirus> and your valve timings? [13:38] <BiotecVirus> :P [13:38] <conan> Hmmm [13:38] <Killrob> probably around 7-80isg [13:39] <Killrob> *ish [13:39] <conan> We better set it down to 65 [13:39] <conan> Killrob nom too much food [13:39] <Kubby> We need to make new driver for KCU, so it can adjust ear angle [13:39] <BiotecVirus> we need more eco from the killrob mark1 engine [13:39] <BiotecVirus> lol [13:39] <Kubby> *KCU - Killrob Control Unit [13:39] <BiotecVirus> XD [13:40] <BiotecVirus> it also has a lung audio system [13:40] <Kubby> reduce weight, cut it of. [13:40] <BiotecVirus> works for me [13:40] <Kubby> replace with more effective intake. [13:40] <conan> Hmmmm [13:40] <conan> His nose [13:40] <conan> Intake is pretty old now [13:40] <conan> replace it [13:41] <conan> Cold air intake? [13:41] <Kubby> yup [13:41] <BiotecVirus> for better performance from nose you could remove the breather filter [13:41] <conan> Killrob suspension system can be replace [13:41] <conan> Knees and Feet [13:41] <BiotecVirus> knee suspension to coilovers? [13:41] <BiotecVirus> :P [13:42] <conan> Kneeovers [13:42] <Kubby> http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2009/Feb/Week4/15227437.jpg [13:42] <conan> nah [13:42] <conan> takes too long and won't last long either [13:43] <conan> Knees hub can be replace [13:43] <Kubby> We also need to have better blood pump [13:43] <conan> Bushing can be replace [13:43] <conan> Congratulation [13:43] <BiotecVirus> remove the blood pump and make it air cooled? [13:43] <conan> We've just made a Killrob GTi [13:43] <BiotecVirus> :D [13:44] <Kubby> Nah. [13:44] <Kubby> That's Killrob W16 [13:44] <Killrob> Hey, I'm not Adam Jensen xD [13:44] <BiotecVirus> lmao [13:44] <conan> Killrob T16? [13:45] == tommie18 [tommie18@static-91-142-137-83.thenetworkfactory.nl] has joined #automationgame [13:45] <Kubby> BTW.: Added 2 new bugs [13:45] <conan> Killrob GSi [13:45] <tommie18> matess (: [13:46] <Kubby> Killrob ACPC [13:46] <conan> nah [13:46] <conan> Killrob GSi is pretty fit [13:46] <conan> He works there [13:46] <BiotecVirus> hey tomie [13:46] <conan> So he actually got mod by them GSI [13:46] <Kubby> *ACPC - Automation Chat Performance Center, analogous to OPC - Opel Performance Center [13:46] <BiotecVirus> :D

Posted: **Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:22 am**

@BV

I can't believe you guys forgot one of the most important things when modding a killrob. NOS!

And what could be better than some thing that burns when going in? something that burns just as much coming out :lol:

So as soon as my peppers start coming in this season i'm going to make a special killrob's NOS hot sauce. (it's yet another nerdy hobby of mine). Man the possibilities are endless

Posted: **Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:32 am**

German translation of "Baffled Muffler" -> "Scheisse Schalldämpfer"

Posted: **Tue May 01, 2012 10:54 pm**

My engine is trolling me!

And this is from the Ford Nucleon!

Posted: **Thu May 03, 2012 10:22 pm**

Apprently I now make a new line of trucks...

I espeically love the triple window wipers lol

Posted: **Sun May 20, 2012 6:52 am**

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread ... ur-own-car

I looked for Automation to see how popular it is, and then I came across this thread...

Your heart isn't broken, Zeussy, is it?

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