Automation Meme

[conan]

[Punkal]

That is a nice bit of cut and paste.

[Orbitstrider]

I love that one

[machalel]

hahahaha, you guys are hilarious

[conan]

[Kubboz]

You could call it Lamb Flyer, not MG MGB

[Harm]

Deep in it's heart, the MX-5 is an MGB.

[Daffyflyer]

Deep in it's heart, the MX-5 is an MGB.

Some MX5s more than others

[conan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjbsWt-CL98

[BiotecVirus]

Killrob gets upgraded at the ACPC (Automation Chat Performance Center)
Be warned, Huge wall of text approching...

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[13:13] <conan> okay
[13:13] <conan> so Killrob
[13:13] <conan> How's your bicycle?
[13:14] <conan> That Mid Engine Porsche of your
[13:14] <BiotecVirus> the one that runs on corn flakes? :P
[13:14] <conan> Killrob's Porsche run on Pasta
[13:14] <Kubby> with vegetables
[13:15] <conan> nom nom nom all of the food
[13:15] <BiotecVirus> lol
[13:15] <BiotecVirus> if you feed him sprouts
[13:15] <BiotecVirus> his emmisions goes up
[13:15] <BiotecVirus> but he gets an extra 10bhp
[13:15] <conan> Be careful
[13:15] <conan> his emission contains radiation
[13:17] <HashiriyaR32> XDDD
[13:17] <BiotecVirus> also the loudness increases
[13:17] <conan> Sounds nice though
[13:17] <conan> make you laugh all the way
[13:17] <BiotecVirus> XD
[13:19] <BiotecVirus> you can also add a turbo
[13:19] <BiotecVirus> gives extra powwwa from the increased airflow, emmsions and loudness :P
[13:19] <BiotecVirus> gained from the brussel sprout
[13:20] <conan> Hmmm
[13:20] <conan> Let see how can we tuned Porsche Killrob up
[13:20] <BiotecVirus> you can turn up the ignition timing so he eats faster
[13:21] <BiotecVirus> increase pasta 91 octane to pasta with veg and sprouts for 98 octain
[13:21] <conan> We can change the Food Injection
[13:21] <BiotecVirus> :D
[13:21] <conan> high flow one
[13:21] <BiotecVirus> ofc
[13:22] <BiotecVirus> remove the restrictive stomach and replace it with racing tubelar headers
[13:22] <Kubby> http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/16776000/ngbbs486c4c739bc09.jpg
[13:22] <Killrob> epic conversation you're having there xD
[13:22] <BiotecVirus> oh dear XD
[13:22] <BiotecVirus> oh yes lol
[13:22] <conan> Actually you know what
[13:22] <conan> His digestive system
[13:22] <conan> too long
[13:22] <conan> cut some out
[13:22] <conan> much better flow
[13:22] <Kubby> no, it isn't
[13:22] <BiotecVirus> very true
[13:22] <Killrob> bretzel exhaust system :P
[13:23] <BiotecVirus> XD
[13:23] <conan> Now it's cast flesh with much restrictive
[13:23] <Kubby> what is better for ailflow, short headers or long bretzel headers?
[13:23] <conan> need Bretzel one
[13:23] <Kubby> Killrob has natural bretzel header.
[13:23] <BiotecVirus> cone muffler
[13:23] <BiotecVirus> ofc
[13:23] <conan> we all have
[13:23] <Kubby> we can't cut anything out of it.
[13:24] <conan> we can
[13:24] <Kubby> we can't
[13:24] <conan> Just cut it all off
[13:24] <conan> install a straight through system
[13:24] <Kubby> it's bad for aiflow.
[13:24] <Kubby> it won't be a bretzel then
[13:24] <conan> It's good for quick digestion
[13:24] <Kubby> and bretzels are the best for airflow
[13:25] <conan> We can do more to Killrob
[13:25] <conan> Let say ...
[13:25] <Killrob> I need race intakes!
[13:25] <conan> His Bore and Stroke is too small
[13:25] <BiotecVirus> agreed
[13:25] <BiotecVirus> :D
[13:25] <BiotecVirus> no filters though
[13:25] <Killrob> bigger diameter legs
[13:25] <BiotecVirus> even though this will lower mtff
[13:25] <Kubby> And direct fuel injection..
[13:25] <conan> increase Stomach Bore and Stroke
[13:26] <BiotecVirus> i lol'ed XD
[13:26] <conan> your stomach wall is too thick
[13:26] <conan> we'll make it thinner
[13:26] <HashiriyaR32> you guys are making my morning even better
[13:26] <conan> you get more displacement in your stomach
[13:26] <BiotecVirus> replace the walls with alimium
[13:27] <BiotecVirus> makes it lighter
[13:27] <Killrob> you can up the displacement of your stomach by eating once a day, but like a full grilled cow :P
[13:27] <conan> And internal ... We can't do anything to that
[13:27] <BiotecVirus> @killrob, thats octain 100
[13:27] <conan> And now time to make him looks a lot better
[13:28] <BiotecVirus> allows for better tuning :P
[13:28] <conan> Let's cut all of his hair off
[13:28] <conan> Make him an open top
[13:28] <BiotecVirus> more streamlined
[13:28] <Killrob> I just hope my legs won't start knocking
[13:28] <BiotecVirus> lol
[13:29] <BiotecVirus> epic
[13:29] <conan> And you know
[13:29] <conan> Killrob likes to wear Black clothes like all the German
[13:29] <conan> Let's give him Red Clothes
[13:30] <conan> I don't think he'll looks good in Red though ...
[13:30] <conan> Can we give him an uprated suspension?
[13:30] <BiotecVirus> let him wear black
[13:30] <Killrob> must be black... all photographers wear black to not be reflected in stuff they take photos of :)
[13:30] <BiotecVirus> but give him red racing strips
[13:31] <BiotecVirus> stripes*
[13:31] <conan> Killrob
[13:31] <BiotecVirus> we can do
[13:31] <conan> You saw those pictures I took at the Motorshow?
[13:31] <BiotecVirus> replace knee joints with coilovers
[13:31] <conan> I wore Whitee
[13:31] <conan> :P
[13:31] <conan> That's probably why there's so many reflection
[13:32] <BiotecVirus> im so gonna have to make a forum post about the above chat...lmao
[13:32] <BiotecVirus> once the info is compled
[13:32] <conan> yeah
[13:32] <conan> Replace his shoe
[13:32] <conan> Hmmm
[13:33] <conan> Must be some sort of Brown
[13:33] <BiotecVirus> also make sure the shoes are groved
[13:33] <Kubby> And we must put speedometer with 2c on the end of scale.
[13:33] <BiotecVirus> for better stopping power
[13:33] <BiotecVirus> :D
[13:33] <conan> His Shoes are Continental
[13:33] <conan> Because European
[13:34] <Kubby> everyone knows that the max speed on speedometer it the top speed of Killrob.
[13:34] <BiotecVirus> :D
[13:34] <Kubby> and 2c should be enough
[13:34] <BiotecVirus> :P
[13:34] <BiotecVirus> lol
[13:35] <Kubby> Also, he needs two exhaust pipes.
[13:35] <BiotecVirus> with cone mufflers ofc!
[13:35] <Kubby> or at least two exhaust tips.
[13:35] <Kubby> yup
[13:35] <conan> Give him a spoiler too
[13:35] <BiotecVirus> and 1 3 way pet cat
[13:35] <BiotecVirus> lol
[13:35] <conan> How big is your ears Killrob?
[13:36] <BiotecVirus> there flared ear arches
[13:36] <conan> and Flared Trouser
[13:37] <BiotecVirus> we forgot his cam profile ;o
[13:37] <Kubby> We can twist the ears, so they generate downforce.
[13:37] <Kubby> spoilers for free.
[13:38] <BiotecVirus> they reshape at speed :D
[13:38] <Kubby> yup.
[13:38] <Kubby> like spoilers in supercars.
[13:38] <BiotecVirus> yeah
[13:38] <Killrob> my cam profile is pretty high, I get my max power at rather high RPM
[13:38] <BiotecVirus> and your valve timings?
[13:38] <BiotecVirus> :P
[13:38] <conan> Hmmm
[13:38] <Killrob> probably around 7-80isg
[13:39] <Killrob> *ish
[13:39] <conan> We better set it down to 65
[13:39] <conan> Killrob nom too much food
[13:39] <Kubby> We need to make new driver for KCU, so it can adjust ear angle
[13:39] <BiotecVirus> we need more eco from the killrob mark1 engine
[13:39] <BiotecVirus> lol
[13:39] <Kubby> *KCU - Killrob Control Unit
[13:39] <BiotecVirus> XD
[13:40] <BiotecVirus> it also has a lung audio system
[13:40] <Kubby> reduce weight, cut it of.
[13:40] <BiotecVirus> works for me
[13:40] <Kubby> replace with more effective intake.
[13:40] <conan> Hmmmm
[13:40] <conan> His nose
[13:40] <conan> Intake is pretty old now
[13:40] <conan> replace it
[13:41] <conan> Cold air intake?
[13:41] <Kubby> yup
[13:41] <BiotecVirus> for better performance from nose you could remove the breather filter
[13:41] <conan> Killrob suspension system can be replace
[13:41] <conan> Knees and Feet
[13:41] <BiotecVirus> knee suspension to coilovers?
[13:41] <BiotecVirus> :P
[13:42] <conan> Kneeovers
[13:42] <Kubby> http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2009/Feb/Week4/15227437.jpg
[13:42] <conan> nah
[13:42] <conan> takes too long and won't last long either
[13:43] <conan> Knees hub can be replace
[13:43] <Kubby> We also need to have better blood pump
[13:43] <conan> Bushing can be replace
[13:43] <conan> Congratulation
[13:43] <BiotecVirus> remove the blood pump and make it air cooled?
[13:43] <conan> We've just made a Killrob GTi
[13:43] <BiotecVirus> :D
[13:44] <Kubby> Nah.
[13:44] <Kubby> That's Killrob W16
[13:44] <Killrob> Hey, I'm not Adam Jensen xD
[13:44] <BiotecVirus> lmao
[13:44] <conan> Killrob T16?
[13:45] == tommie18 [tommie18@static-91-142-137-83.thenetworkfactory.nl] has joined #automationgame
[13:45] <Kubby> BTW.: Added 2 new bugs
[13:45] <conan> Killrob GSi
[13:45] <tommie18> matess (:
[13:46] <Kubby> Killrob ACPC
[13:46] <conan> nah
[13:46] <conan> Killrob GSi is pretty fit
[13:46] <conan> He works there
[13:46] <BiotecVirus> hey tomie
[13:46] <conan> So he actually got mod by them GSI
[13:46] <Kubby> *ACPC - Automation Chat Performance Center, analogous to OPC - Opel Performance Center
[13:46] <BiotecVirus> :D


[serothis]

@BV

I can't believe you guys forgot one of the most important things when modding a killrob. NOS!

And what could be better than some thing that burns when going in? something that burns just as much coming out So as soon as my peppers start coming in this season i'm going to make a special killrob's NOS hot sauce. (it's yet another nerdy hobby of mine). Man the possibilities are endless

[Kubboz]

German translation of "Baffled Muffler" -> "Scheisse Schalldämpfer"

[pyrlix]

My engine is trolling me!




And this is from the Ford Nucleon!

[BiotecVirus]

Apprently I now make a new line of trucks...

I espeically love the triple window wipers lol

[Kubboz]

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread ... ur-own-car

I looked for Automation to see how popular it is, and then I came across this thread...

Your heart isn't broken, Zeussy, is it?