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Post Thu Jul 11, 2013 2:03 am

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I would love to see a Daffyflyer vs KillRob battle...the clash of the gods xD
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Post Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:15 am

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF AUTOMATION!

JAKGOE!

VERSUS!

PLEB!

BEGIN!

Jakgoe:
Your cosmetic tuning is no match for my creations
I make engines too, you're in deep shit when expectations
on my cars are no higher than you, put down the joint
Don't know who you're messing with? well, that's the point
Don't talk smack 'bout your mum, what sort of son you are?
What a shame, nobody should even know she has a French car
Really, rethink your rhymes,you'll get rammed by my КАМАЗ truck
Think you have a conrod between your legs, it's more like a spark plug
Pleb:
You're old, you're washed up, and yet you act like you're eleven
Got a Mercedes? A weird name for a VAZ 2107
Now, buy yourself an Alfa and hope the next step will be beta
You ought to be quiet, everyone in BRC has beat ya
Knock knock, who's there? A Smolensk tuning motor
It knocks so loud like the Hunt on Red October
Not an ounce of a class in any of your cars
Even the quality slider cant save your arse
Jakgoe:
You're a lil' boy, I'm a man, even got your isle named after me
Mazda's called today, they're suing your Cottam company
Spitting rhymes so cold, you could as well be sent to Syberia
Just like in Jeep Drives You, you couldn't even bronze it, period
Pleb:
Your mess of Smolensk Tuning? I really shouldn't mention
That the final solution to this was Austrian intervention
You'd'rank first in multiplayer, but you drank too much
What's that smell? Is it me burning you, or you burning a clutch?

WHO WON?

YOU DECIDE!

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DON'T DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF AUTOMATION!

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Post Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:19 am

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WWHHEEPPIICCC WRAPPP BATLLEZZZ OF WAUTOOOMAAATTTIOOONNNN!!!!!
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Post Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:19 am

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Oh shit this is amazing! I actually can't decide who won this one..

But I'm so happy these rap battles are back! :D :D
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Post Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:24 am

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Obviously, the Austrian intervention line only refers to TheTom doing a large share of tuning in Smolensk Tuning, and not to any other Austrian with a final solution.
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Post Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:47 am

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I think this one goes to Pleb...

Note to self: one day be notorious enough to be a rap battle contender.
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Post Wed Jul 23, 2014 11:35 am

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Something we can all dream about :P
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Post Wed Jul 23, 2014 12:31 pm

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Amazing... I can't say who won, but obviously I am biased.

It is great that this is back! If you can, keep it up!
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Post Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:23 pm

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Glad you liked it!
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Post Sat Apr 11, 2015 11:05 am

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Watch out! A new battle is coming within the next day!
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Post Sat Apr 11, 2015 11:54 am

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF AUTOMATION

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF AUTOMATION!

FRANCISMOTORS!

VERSUS!

WIZZYTHAMAN!

BEGIN!

Francismotors:
Hello, I'm back, you thought I was perma-banned?
I'm not. That's a fact. Now get your cock out of your hand.
I'm the leading name in fantasy motorsports, you better believe it,
Now stop right there, play my game, and most of all, eat my shit.
I'll never die, Killrob can't stop me, I'm more powerful than Juno.
Now here's the mic, have fun, and show me the fragments of English that you know.

Wizzythaman:
Hey you! Stop right there! Host your verse on AutomationHub.
No, I'm serious, people vote on it, it's like a super secret club.
We have webspace, and servers, and loads of money too.
AutomationHub™ is great, it's the website for you!
Now let me hop in my Saxo, I really have to skedaddle.
Oh wait, this isn't an advertisement, it's a battle!

Francismotors:
Damn right it's a battle, you German piece of shit,
Us Americans don't argue with a lousy communist.
Now run back home to World War 1, we beat you,
at Vietnam, Dunkirk, and the Battle of Pegu.
Are you calling us fat? Stupid? Violent? Dumb?
Here's a cheeseburger, with calories, George W. Bush, and freedom.
You're as loopy as a Frenchmen during Oktoberfest,
Go back to your Reichtag, keep beating your chest.

Wizzythaman:
I'm Dutch, you Asswanker, they are not the same!
Run your lard butt out of here, your raps are so lame.
FREEZE! I'LL BE RAPJACKING YOUR SWAGGER!
And dancing out of here just like I'm Mick Jagger!

WHO WON?

YOU DECIDE!

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DON'T DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF AUTOMATION!
World #1 Ranked Automation Player!

Co-Owner of the World Rally Team

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Post Sat Apr 11, 2015 12:29 pm

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wow just wow.........
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Post Sat Apr 11, 2015 12:47 pm

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Yay, a new one!

Francis won.
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Post Sun Apr 12, 2015 5:09 am

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I think this one goes to Francismotors! :D
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Post Sun Apr 12, 2015 6:50 am

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I'm starting to think that my chance of appearing in these raps has increased exponentially.

That's not necessarily a bad thing though...

Anyways, Francismotors won this time.
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