pyrlix:
Looks for materials to build toolsYou roll a:
6You find some scrap metal (those damn litterers...) some old electronics, use the remains of your phone, and quickly assemble a robot.
"Ich muss zerstören", it says
"Ja, ja, ja", you say, but as it tries to hit you, you realise it is not singing Rammstein. You forgot to install the obedience circuits.
Roll to dodge the crapshoot AI:
5You quickly slap on the necessary components. The robot immediately calms down.
"Guten Tag, mein Meister", it says. "Mein Name ist Siemens-01. Sie können mir jede Bestellung ausfertigen. Ich werde mein bestes Tun die Aufgabe zu erledigen"
You've gained an ally. You can issue it any command as a free action. and the robot, as a full-fledged character will try to do it under my control. Note that it only speaks German.
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titleguy1::
Goes to investigate the noiseYou roll a:
4You quickly get to the source of the noise - a giant pile of candy and bottled water. You see a dude who shouts at you:
"Come take some too!"
He then eats some of the food too, and is interrupted by a hag.
You then see another person eating those same candies, uninterrupted by the old woman.
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Speedemon: Goes to the houseYou roll a:
5You gracefully jump off the tree and run to the house. Sadly, you realise it is not your house, but there's something weird you notice. You jumped of a rather tall tree and took no damage. Interesting. As long as you consciously jump off something (and do only that), it automatically succeeds, no matter the height.
You see a wolf attack an anime cosplayer.
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cpufreak101: Talks about getting his car off the roofYou roll a:
1You're too loud, and the forest does have some wildlife. You hear something, turn around, and see a wolf growling at you.
Roll to dodge the wolf:
3You jump out of the way a bit too late, and the wolf makes a scratch on you. You take 2 HP of damage.
(The wolf will take an independent action next turn)
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Leonardo9613: Eats and drinksYou roll a:
2"I expect you to put these down immediately" - you hear a voice behind you, turn around, and see an old hag. Shit. Had you got a 1, she'd just attack you. God dammit. She then throws a potion at some guy. It promptly gets rebound and hits her.
(The hag will take an independent action next turn)
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nerd: Talks about getting cpufreak's car off the roofYou roll a:
2Your conversation is interrupted by a wolf attacking your conversation partner. Sorry, you cannot really expect communication to be effective in such conditions.
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conan: Takes some sweetsYou roll a:
6So, apparently, these belong to a hag. Too bad for her. You sneak past her, take some sweets, and even eat some of those. She does not notice you. You then feel your hands bloat up.
Roll to dodge whatever is happening to your hands:
5You squirt some water out of your hands. Congratulations. This candy is magic. While normally it only gives time-limited control over water magic, you are special. Your water magery is permanent.
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EnryGT5: Runs towards the TrailblazerYou roll a:
3You get to the car. Unfortunately, it's on the roof of a small house. You do not know how it got on there, and you certainly don't know how to get it off there.
You see an anime cosplayer get attacked by a wolf.
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AirJordan: Checks for superpowersYou roll a:
6You try out everything. You try to fly. You try to shoot lasers out of your eyes. You try to punch stuff really hard. You try to run real fast. Nothing works. You stomp the ground in frustration. A shockwave spreads, and you realise you have gained a power after all. Shockwave stomps! You then realise your stomp has disrupted a tree, which is falling straight at you.
Roll to dodge a tree:
3It's not that bad. You get his by a branch, and fall on your ass, but you only lose 5 HP. Good price for stomping shit.
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SkylineFTW97:
Bangs on the inside of the trunk of his car.You roll a:
6You punch so hard, you actually fuck up the lock and break the trunk open. You get out, but this needs repairing now.
"I thought we were friends", your Galant says to you, and starts reversing.
Roll to dodge your car:
3You back off in time, but your car does not want anything to do with you and drives away. Good job.
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strop: Looks for waterYou roll a:
1You wander around, and see a pile of candy and water bottles. However, a hag arguing with a dude notices you with a corner of her eye, and throws a potion at you.
Roll to dodge a potion:
6You ninja kick the potion back. It hits the old woman, and sends her into the air in a magic explosion.
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