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Re: Roll To Dodge... Redux

PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 4:16 am
by conan
I'm playing as the same guy, Conan, as the last time so... This is totally happening again? Dammit. I don't even know how I got away the last time. Ah well I guess if I survived then, I could survive now.

Action: Go to the candy tree and take a handful of sweet.

Re: Roll To Dodge... Redux

PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 4:36 am
by EnryGT5
I'm playing as myself.


Wh... Whaaaa? What happened? I was sleeping on a rock and everything smells like puke! I shouldn't have trusted them when they said "There are no drugs here"

Anyways... I need to get out of here, and quickly. Hold on, is that a car?!

ACTION: Run towards the Trailblazer

Re: Roll To Dodge... Redux

PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 5:53 am
by AirJordan
Nicee! I'm playing as my modified forum persona Air Jordan, smooth, unuspicious, guy.

Mmmmm...so soooft... sooo mushy... soo... WHAT THE FU---... Where...? Oh shit... Woods. Now this is new. *mumbling* granny's brownies my ass...

Still quite shakey, dizzy, probably stoned and not knowing what's actually happening:
ACTON: I check if I suddenly gain any superpowers.

Re: Roll To Dodge... Redux

PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 7:14 am
by SkylineFTW97
Interesting. I'll play as myself as well.

*wakes up* Man, I'm never doing that again. Wait. How the... What the...
*bangs metal* HELP! Someone!?
*I'm locked inside my Galant's trunk*
Action: Continues banging and yelling for help

Re: Roll To Dodge... Redux

PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 7:34 am
by strop
Whelp, that's what I get for being a tool. Only having myself to be embarrassed for, I realise my headache is getting worse. Any more, and I'm gonna have a bad time...

Action: go looking for water, or somebody who knows where water is.

Re: Roll To Dodge... Redux

PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 7:38 am
by Kubboz
pyrlix: Looks for materials to build tools
You roll a: 6
You find some scrap metal (those damn litterers...) some old electronics, use the remains of your phone, and quickly assemble a robot.
"Ich muss zerstören", it says
"Ja, ja, ja", you say, but as it tries to hit you, you realise it is not singing Rammstein. You forgot to install the obedience circuits.

Roll to dodge the crapshoot AI: 5

You quickly slap on the necessary components. The robot immediately calms down.
"Guten Tag, mein Meister", it says. "Mein Name ist Siemens-01. Sie können mir jede Bestellung ausfertigen. Ich werde mein bestes Tun die Aufgabe zu erledigen"

You've gained an ally. You can issue it any command as a free action. and the robot, as a full-fledged character will try to do it under my control. Note that it only speaks German.

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titleguy1:: Goes to investigate the noise
You roll a: 4

You quickly get to the source of the noise - a giant pile of candy and bottled water. You see a dude who shouts at you:
"Come take some too!"
He then eats some of the food too, and is interrupted by a hag.
You then see another person eating those same candies, uninterrupted by the old woman.

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Speedemon: Goes to the house
You roll a: 5
You gracefully jump off the tree and run to the house. Sadly, you realise it is not your house, but there's something weird you notice. You jumped of a rather tall tree and took no damage. Interesting. As long as you consciously jump off something (and do only that), it automatically succeeds, no matter the height.

You see a wolf attack an anime cosplayer.

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cpufreak101: Talks about getting his car off the roof
You roll a: 1

You're too loud, and the forest does have some wildlife. You hear something, turn around, and see a wolf growling at you.

Roll to dodge the wolf: 3

You jump out of the way a bit too late, and the wolf makes a scratch on you. You take 2 HP of damage.
(The wolf will take an independent action next turn)

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Leonardo9613: Eats and drinks
You roll a: 2

"I expect you to put these down immediately" - you hear a voice behind you, turn around, and see an old hag. Shit. Had you got a 1, she'd just attack you. God dammit. She then throws a potion at some guy. It promptly gets rebound and hits her.
(The hag will take an independent action next turn)

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nerd: Talks about getting cpufreak's car off the roof
You roll a: 2

Your conversation is interrupted by a wolf attacking your conversation partner. Sorry, you cannot really expect communication to be effective in such conditions.

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conan: Takes some sweets
You roll a: 6

So, apparently, these belong to a hag. Too bad for her. You sneak past her, take some sweets, and even eat some of those. She does not notice you. You then feel your hands bloat up.

Roll to dodge whatever is happening to your hands: 5

You squirt some water out of your hands. Congratulations. This candy is magic. While normally it only gives time-limited control over water magic, you are special. Your water magery is permanent.

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EnryGT5: Runs towards the Trailblazer
You roll a: 3

You get to the car. Unfortunately, it's on the roof of a small house. You do not know how it got on there, and you certainly don't know how to get it off there.

You see an anime cosplayer get attacked by a wolf.

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AirJordan: Checks for superpowers
You roll a: 6

You try out everything. You try to fly. You try to shoot lasers out of your eyes. You try to punch stuff really hard. You try to run real fast. Nothing works. You stomp the ground in frustration. A shockwave spreads, and you realise you have gained a power after all. Shockwave stomps! You then realise your stomp has disrupted a tree, which is falling straight at you.

Roll to dodge a tree: 3

It's not that bad. You get his by a branch, and fall on your ass, but you only lose 5 HP. Good price for stomping shit.

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SkylineFTW97: Bangs on the inside of the trunk of his car.
You roll a: 6

You punch so hard, you actually fuck up the lock and break the trunk open. You get out, but this needs repairing now.
"I thought we were friends", your Galant says to you, and starts reversing.

Roll to dodge your car: 3

You back off in time, but your car does not want anything to do with you and drives away. Good job.

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strop: Looks for water
You roll a: 1

You wander around, and see a pile of candy and water bottles. However, a hag arguing with a dude notices you with a corner of her eye, and throws a potion at you.

Roll to dodge a potion: 6

You ninja kick the potion back. It hits the old woman, and sends her into the air in a magic explosion.

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Re: Roll To Dodge... Redux

PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 7:46 am
by cpufreak101
"AHH! AHH! HELP ME!!!"

ACTION: scream for help while punching the wolf

Re: Roll To Dodge... Redux

PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 7:50 am
by nerd
Ugh. Wolves. If communication doesn't work, I'll try to get the car down myself.

Action: Look for a really, really long rope.

Re: Roll To Dodge... Redux

PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 7:55 am
by AirJordan
*That hit cleared my mind a bit*
Damn I hoped I would become batma...oh...khm. It seems less thinking would do me a well and this is getting weirder...I'll figure this stomp out later (*saying to myself while burning with excitement*) since it might do me more harm around here.

Action: look around for something familiar or useful

Re: Roll To Dodge... Redux

PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 7:58 am
by pyrlix
WHOA! I managed to built this fine robot, and it seems to know Rammstein lyrics. Excellent stuff! I can do so many things with it. Brew beer, make it sing Rammstein, build traffic lights...
OR... i could ask it to make me a bicycle out of the remaining metal scraps, while i try to for any big houses or towers.

Action: Look out for towers or houses
Siemens-Command: Siemens-01, build me a bicycle please.

Re: Roll To Dodge... Redux

PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 8:34 am
by SkylineFTW97
*engine revs as Galant drives off*
*dusts self off* That could've gone better, but it also could've gone worse. *shrugs shoulders*
*hears voices resembling Rammstein off in the distance* More people. Maybe they can shed some light on this mess.
Action: Runs towards Pyrlix's robot

Re: Roll To Dodge... Redux

PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 8:34 am
by EnryGT5
How they managed to get a freaking Trailblazer on that hut's roof is beyond my comprehension.... Wait, is someone screaming? Oh shit.

How can i help that guy?! I can't throw punches at a wolf, it might kill both of us....

ACTION: Look for an object to use as a weapon

Re: Roll To Dodge... Redux

PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 8:45 am
by Leonardo9613
A hag. And she seems crossed at me. But, hey, she's got powers, maybe she could help me with.....what do I want to do again? Bloody hangover, I shall not drink ever again.

ACTION: Talk to the hag, trying to see if she could help me.

Re: Roll To Dodge... Redux

PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 9:24 am
by Speedemon
wtf.

ACTION: Go into house.

Sorry cpufreak101

Re: Roll To Dodge... Redux

PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 9:27 am
by titleguy1
I'm very confused. Wait, so I felt some sort of earthquake, heard another thing fall down, saw a hag, see the hag throw a potion which ricochets back into the hag, and the hag disappears. Uh... What?

ACTION: Grab some water and some candy.