That moment when you realise how long you have gone without doing anything car review related, let alone check the forums properly...
So I am here and I am posting on the car reviewing thread. "Does that mean the car comparison is done?" you ask. The answer is no, and it never will be. Sorry chaps, but we are now into the open beta of the update to the Steam version, the version of the game that came out after I started the comparison, so there is no chance of me being able to get photos, get the information I didn't have etc. What I can do however is give you the results!!!
THE EXTREMELY LATE RESULTS TO THE 3RD COMPARISON8TH: Cottam Arabella ISUnfortunately, Pleb, your executive car came last in this test with an average three stars, like a couple of others. This, in all honesty, surprised me as I was expecting a similar result to the glorious, fast and fun Vector you sent me when car reviewing began. When I got to the scoring I constantly noticed that the car was designed to be more of an all rounder than the Vector, but the areas that improved didn't improve enough and it sacrificed a lot in many areas. There were some decent points, plenty of which got four stars, such as reliability and interior quality, but when compared to the rest it was just rather mediocre. That, plus when you factor in that, along with six other cars in this comparison, it pushed the budget to the limit, it ended up placing this in last.
7TH: ManHell Takir POne of our forum's favourites when it comes to car design, Razyx, sits in seventh place. Yet again, I thought that this would have been one of the cars sitting in one of the top spots, but it turns out I was wrong. This car had some seriously strong points, but there were also some extremely weak points. I couldn't get my head around how quickly the car could be thrown into a bend and how much lighter and more agile it felt than a car of it's class, the acceleration rivalled 500+ bhp sports cars (and it had a V8 that sounded awesome), and it seems pretty damn reliable. The driving aspect was truly amazing, and I have to say now that if anybody was looking for a fun executive car, the Takir P would be the one to get. Unfortunately, the car didn't do the executive car bit very well. The ride was rather bumpy, refinement was quite poor and equipment, quality and safety were not up to scratch. Because it did the bit that is most important when it comes to executive cars rather badly, it ended up being placed in seventh, yet again with three stars.
6TH: Halfix D'Azur 2.8T HighlineIt was very tight between seventh and sixth (0.01 seperated the two), but the Halfix D'Azur, a creation belonging to willempjuh, just managed to get that one place higher. Unlike the ManHell, this car didn't have its ups and downs, but instead just did a half decent job at everything. There wasn't anywhere where it was really bad (however safety was quite poor), but there wasn't anywhere where it performed really well either. Admittedly, handling was good and the refinement was almost worthy of five stars, but not quite, but everything else was rather average, and when compared to the rest that simply wasn't good enough, meaning that this had to make do with sixth place, just.
5TH: Daiki ThroneThe first thing that always springs to mind whenever I think about this car is the extremely odd looking front end it had on it. It was elongated and pointy with massive grilles and vents, making it look like it didn't run off of fuel but instead it consumed small children. It was one strange thing. The Daiki Throne, created by forum user Urbanliner, offered a very mixed package, but there were some areas where it was an absolute cracker. If you wanted something reliable, the Throne was the one to get. The list of good things doesn't end there though. Safety equipment was great, it had one of the best interiors, the standard equipment list was huge and the ride was very comfortable. It was a shame really that it didn't perform that well, got through fuel (and children) rather quickly, and handled like a boat, because otherwise this would have been a contender for the top positions. That being said though, this four star get deserves to be in fifth.
4TH: Conan S WagonDon't go thinking that the S Wagon is sporty. Oh no, that name is very deceiving. What conan has created, however, is a very good executive wagon indeed, and it deserves its four stars. Even though it is clear that this was made to be an all rounder, it is clear that there were some areas that were forgotten about when it came to making this car which is why it is found in fourth, and not in higher up positions. That being said, the ride was sublime, only the occasional whisper from the outside world could be heard in the cabin, it was capable of nearly 50 UK mpg and it came with a fair deal of equipment as standard. Unfortunately, with a great ride comes rather awful handling. Just like with the Daiki Throne, it felt a bit boat like in bends. The biggest flaw, however, was reliability, which, when compared to rivals, was seriously below par, and that could mean some hefty repair bills if you plan to keep the car for a good while.
That means that we are now moving up into the top three cars! All three cars got four stars, and all of them offered very different packages meaning that they appealed to three different kind of executive buyers. One took the all-rounder approach, another took the comfortable and luxurious approach, and the other took a sporty approach. If you want a car that is one of these three types, then the car it matches to is definitely the one to buy. There can be, however, only one winner...
3RD: Rennen Amethysttitleguy1 has managed to get himself up on the podium with his comaratively small and cheap yet fun and sporty Rennen Amethyst. In fact it is so cheap that, if it wasn't for the significantly cheaper price, it would have ended up in last. There are a number of areas where, because of this, it seemed rather poor. It seem more like a standard family car on the inside due to a lack of equipment and upmarket materials, but everywhere else was either just average or exceptionally good. It may not have been the fastest car to get up and go in the comparison, but once it had got going it did not stop. The performance was amazing, and the same can be said for the way it corners. On top of this, running costs were reasonably impressive and you should be just fine if you do decide to have a little crash, or a big one if you prefer (which some may do when they find out that the model we were given was in a beautiful shade of lilac, which I don't believe to be the executive car buyer's first choice).
2ND: Ardent Iroquois LS-TI remember back when Ardent gave us a little cheap car to compare with seven others, and it didn't perform well simply because, well, it felt extremely cheap, almost to a point where I feared touching the plastic just in case it fell apart. The Iroquois has saved VicVictory and turned the company's image completely the other way round, proving that they are seriously good at making upmarket cars. There is not a single area that is flawed, but instead the worst of areas are simply good instead of great. If I had to be picky, it could have been a bit more reliable and the ride could have been that little bit smoother but other than that it was a great car. Performance, handling, refinement, equipment, safety, interior quality... you name it, it was pretty damn good. One thing that certainly shocked me was that this was a 330 bhp car that only got through one UK gallon of fuel every 54 miles, meaning that you will save yourself a lot of money in the long run if you plan to own this a long time. A truly magnificent car, but not euite as much as the best car in the test.
1ST: Znopresk Zephyr LimitedNormanVauxhall and Znopresk strike again with another great car, but this time they have won. This is the best executive car money car buy and it sure is clear why. There were a few areas that were a little bit poor; reliability could have been better, and it was far from the most engaging car to drive, with rather mediocre performance and average handling. What it did magnificently was be MORE than an executive car. This may be priced, sized and go like your average car of this class, but on the inside it puts most luxury cars to shame. Sit inside and you are sent into a luxury paradise of wood, leather and all the creature comforts a car could ever have. Owning this car for just a few years will make you live longer, because driving this car is so lovely and so relaxing. Stress disappears the moment you sit in the massive leather chair and turn on the massage seats, and that is when you realise that Znopresk has made something quite amazing. This would easily be a five star car if it wasn't for the fact that the Amethyst, although worse, is so much cheaper.
So there you have it, the summarised version of the comparison. At least you got something in the end, and I am really sorry about what happened.
"So what about now?" you ask. Well:
Car reviewing is back up and running again! Send in your cars to get them reviewed! There have been a couple of changes, the biggest of which is the refinement category being no longer part of the review as there is no longer any use in having it, so it will be great to see how everything works now. So get those cars in ASAP!
As for comparisons, I am not going to start them again until I am sure that everybody on the team, including myself, has enough time to get one done, so for now there isn't one.
Now, from you lot I want one thing: suggestions. What do you want to see appearing on this thread? What changes do you think should be made to the reviews? Ask me anything, and I will try and get back to you ASAP.
Thanks